Stoner Patch Dummies


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Stoner Patch Dummies are an adult-friendly take on your favourite childhood goodies! Made with high-quality, solvent-free cannabis concentrates, each package of delicious fruit-flavoured candies is infused with 350mg-500mg of THC. These delicious weed infused edibles pack a heavy-hitting punch with a long-lasting high while also satisfying your sweet tooth. Cannabis edibles are the perfect alternative for those seeking the benefits of cannabis but want to avoid the adverse side effects of smoking – they’re discrete and not only do they taste good, but they’re good for you. “First, they’re sour; then they’re sweet… then you’re stoned.”

THC CONTENTS 350-500mg
CONTENTS 5x Stoner Patch Dummies
MEDICAL EFFECTS Stress, Depression, Pain, Anxiety, Inflammation & Insomnia
EFFECTS Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted, Hungry & Giggly
DOSAGE Begin with 1 piece of candy and allow upwards of an hour for digestion before consuming more.

Stoner Patch Dummies:

Stoner Patch  Dummies combine our two favourite things: weed and candy to deliver you a wonderful high. Bringing you your favourite flavours, these mouthwatering strawberry dummies are infused with high quality cannabis.

On July 1st, 2022, edible Delta 9 THC derived from hemp became legal for sale in Minnesota. Nuleev began working day and night to create the purest and most potent hemp derived Delta 9 extract possible, and our distillate has a potency of over 90%! After that, we hired the best candy infusion experts in the country to guarantee that these assorted flavors taste great in addition to being as pure and potent as possible. 


Stoner Patch Dummies Features and Benefits

  • Independent Lab Tested Hemp Derived Delta 9 THC
  • Full Spectrum of Cannabinoids for Entourage Effect
  • Organically Grown and Made in the USA
  • Non-GMO, Free from Pesticides, Herbicides, Solvents, and Chemical Fertilizers
  • Vegan and Gluten Free 
  • Extracted from Federally Legal Hemp containing less than 0.3% THC in Accordance with Minnesota Law


Legality of Stoner Patch Dummies


Delta 9 THC comes from cannabis plants legal under The Farm Bill of 2018. This bill established that hemp is federally legal as long as THC levels are below 0.3%. Measured by dried plant weight, in volume. In accordance with Minnesota law, our gummies contain 5mg or .005 grams of Delta 9 THC per gummy, and one package does not exceed 50mg. Our gummies weigh approximately ~3.7grams. 0.005 grams of hemp derived Delta 9 THC is less than 0.001% by weight, well below the legal limit.

Effects of Stoner Patch Dummies

  • Relaxes the mind and body
  • Promotes better sleep
  • Boosts Creativity
  • Elevated Appetite
  • Stimulates Libido

Dosing for Edible THC

Our bags contain 10 gummies containing 5mg of Delta 9 THC per gummy. We recommend starting with one gummy, and waiting at least 2 hours to feel the full effect before consuming another.

How Long Does it Take for THC Gummies to Kick In?

Delta 9 gummies take 45 minutes to 1 hour to take effect. However, times vary widely. If you have eaten a large meal recently, it will take much longer to feel the effects. Edibles must be digested, and metabolized before entering your bloodstream. Age, weight, gender and genetics are all factors that alter absorption. If it has been over an hour since you consumed your first gummy, DO NOT take another right away. Wait at least one more hour. Each individual digests and metabolizes edibles differently. Especially for those new to THC. Unlike CBD, it is psychoactive, and taking too much can be an unpleasant experience. Please be patient, especially if you have never taken edible THC.

How Long Does the High From Edibles Last?

Once edibles take effect the high usually lasts about 6 hours but can last as long as 12. As with the amount of time before they take effect, individual biology and tolerance plays a big role in the time it takes for the body to fully metabolize THC and for the effects to wear off.


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